Up my ass

The world is up my ass today with its petty frustrations - so I'm going to share them, get them off my chest, and move on. Yes, clear my brain of world cookies and get on with it!

I went to the doctor today fearing bad news. And what did I get? The run around. I am being sent to yet another doctor - another specialist. Its in the same fucking place - why couldn't I just go today? I'm already there - its Toronto people - like 45 minutes from where I live! And why did I have to wait in line for 15 minutes for them to tell me that I have to come back next week? Seriously? Why?

I bought sushi today. Vegetarian sushi cause, ew, fish is gross. Apparently to the sushi people, eggs are vegetables. COLD eggs. EW EW EW EW. The 2 egg ones were icky - removed the egg and all was good. But come on people. Eggs do not GROW out of the ground. Gheesh.

I have job placement assistance for one month from the day of my dismissal - which for those of you playing the Sandra Home Game was May 31st. Um - hello - thanks for finally returning my bloody call last WEEK! So, she says, send me your resume and I will revamp it and make it spectacular. Okay. Its a human resources company that I worked for so I trust you. I got back a 1970s version of my resume stripped down with an Objective (does ANYONE use those anymore? seriously!) It was horrible. She even changed my font to something boring and antiquated. What the fuck is the point of offering people who find people employment assistance in finding employment????????

I have $12 left in my overdraft at the bank. Seriously. Okay, my husband gets paid tomorrow but DAMN - where the friggin hell is my EI? Or the money that I earned (and oh boy did I earn it!) working at the school??? I'm dying here. Tonight I had to buy milk and it left me with 47 cents in my wallet. Seriously Canada - help me out here!

I have sent out over 40 resumes in the last month and gotten ZERO replies. How much do I suck? What the fuck is wrong with me/my resume?? Surely to holy crapping hannah somebody somewhere needs me to do something. I'm good - I swear!

Alright. Air is cleared. I feel much better. Thanks.